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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"

"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."

"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."

"Do Wilma Flintstone got a booty? She yabba-dabba dooooooo!"

"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"

"My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets. I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads."

"If I had a dollar everytime I saw a hipster... I'd have an obscure amount"

"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."