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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone is a socialist? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"Lets be real here, everyone has laughed at a child falling over in public,at least once, why ? Because its funny."
"I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters"
"If I lived in Gotham City I'd always be hinting I was Batman to get freebies. ""I'll get the bat-check. I mean regular check. Bat-thanks."""
"Thank you student loans for getting me through college I don't think I can ever repay you."
"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."
"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."
"What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!"
"My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell"
"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""