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"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"
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"If a buzzing insect saw the alphabet, would... a bee see?"
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch!"
"My girlfriend and I decided to make a sex tape. But I came too quickly so we made a Vine. (Saw something similar in a meme so I can't take the credit)"
"So, a rapist, a sadist, and a pothead walk into a bar and order a beer... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive backfield here."""
"Sometimes in the mornings I have dirty thoughts about a dead girlfriend Mourning wood"
"What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints"
"How do you spell ""Pringles"" in Spanish? Pringles"
"If I were Stevie Wonder I would say ""I'll believe it when I see it"" in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off."
"I was playing snooker with my mate, Dave, down the pub last night. We finished setting the table up and he said to me, ""do you wanna break?"" ""We've haven't even started yet, you lazy cunt!"""