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Joke of the Day
"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"
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"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"Skrillex is living proof that our society isn't completely superficial yet and that most of my farts should be winning Grammys."
"Stop Hammertime"
"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."
"guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: [rubbing the hood] it's got a truck engine"
"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"
"Guys with ponytails are clearly vampires because there's no way you can actually see yourself in a mirror & still think that looks good."