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Joke of the Day
"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"
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"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."
"Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How's the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?"
"Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink."
"I used to steal other people's jokes. I still do, but I used to, too"
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"
"""we lost your dad during surgery im very sorry"" ha, hes always wandering off ""no he.."" *holds up one finger while on phone* dad ring me back"
"What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard? A Nantucket."
"I went to see a palm reader. ""Judging by your palms,"" he said, ""I can tell that you masturbate frequently."" ""Sorry,"" I apologised, ""I should probably wipe that off."""