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Joke of the Day
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
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"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."
"Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth."
"Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes."
"I Like my Woman How I Like my Coffee... Hot, in the kitchen, and ready for me when I wake up."
"Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking? They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file."
"Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free."
"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"
"My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it."
"""The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That is Cole's Law."""