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Joke of the Day

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"

"What's the deal with lampshades? If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it."

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"Why Do Women Love Jesus? He was well hung and super into cross fitting!"

"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."

"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."

"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."

"This joke is like gravity. A force."

"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."