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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."

"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."

"Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns"

"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"

"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."

"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."

"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."

"What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen"