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Joke of the Day

"What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!"

"Woman stands on top of the bridge Ready to jump. An unwashed, disgusting hobo approaches her, saying ""Hey, chick, wanna fuck?"" She lookis at him with digust ""No."" ""OK, I will just wait below."""

"What's the quickest way to get to the airport? Terminal Velocity. [:D](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)"

"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "

"Genie: Whats your first wish? Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."

"Irony Just an alloy of Fe and Yttrium"

"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."

"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."

"Saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence today... It was udder destruction."

"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."