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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad Dressing"
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"Aching Joints by Arthur Itis"
"My friend Dave drowned yesterday his funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a buoyancy aid. It's what he would have wanted."
"sometimes i see a bird & i hate it for no reason. i'm not proud of it but its true. they have tiny heads & even smaller hearts. they hate us"
"My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess... So I hired paparazzi to follow her and she died in a car accident."
"I called the pet store to ask if they sell exotic cats. ""Yes"" he said. ""Serval Varieties"" ^I ^better ^see ^some ^horrible ^retaliatory ^puns ^in ^the ^comments"
"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."
"Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan."
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said, ""Thanks"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."
"Which number confuses people? 82"