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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar."

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton? They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!"

"An elderly Asian man goes to the eye doctor The doctor takes one look at his eyes and says ""Sir, I think you have cataracts"". To which his patient replies ""No i don't, i drive a rincoln rontinental""."

"I don't know anything about golf... ...but I just watched it on TV for a couple minutes. It looks really easy. I'm sure I could get a very high score."

"Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale"

"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."

"Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie"

"A baker gets home from work. He then says ""Time to go to bread""."

"My heart sank when I received the text message ""I am breaking up with you. It's over between us"" from my partner. But ""Sorry, wrong number baby"" came afterwards. Whew, what a relief!"