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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton? They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!"

"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"

"They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. You can get it by the buttload."

"I tried hypnotizing my wife but *cluck* I think *cluck cluck* something went wrong is that *cluck cluck cluck* corn on the ground?"

"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."

"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."

"Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved"

"I came up with an in-depth, comprehensive list of films that are just like real life"

"A preachers son told him he was an atheist the preacher accepted it and was very supportive."

"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."