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Joke of the Day

"I cut myself shaving today... because who has time to do both?"

"Why did email come easy to the lumberjack? He was already very familiar with loggin' :D"

"What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour."

"* Grows beard to woo women * * Receives recruitment email from ISIS *"

"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."

"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""

"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."

"I think I hear burglars dear. Are you awake? No!"

"I just heard about it and I totally think I am... What if I'm a hypochondriac?"

"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."