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Joke of the Day
"I think I hear burglars dear. Are you awake? No!"
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"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession She said ""I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer"". I said ""But baby, I can change"". She said ""There you go again!"""
"What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They're both annoying and want your money."
"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."
"Girlfriend's dad says this joke. Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."
"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"
"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants."
"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!"
"What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."
"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"