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Joke of the Day
"Back in my day... They called selfie sticks dildos."
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"God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan"""
"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."
"What's black and sits in the back of a cop car? The seat"
"What's older than sand? The reposts on reddit. *seriously need new jokes*"
"Dyslexics are teople poo"
"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"
"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."
"Q: Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? A: He wanted to take a month off."
"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."