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Joke of the Day

"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"

"At first I hated my new haircut... but it's growing on me."

"What does it say on Jerry Meyer-Cooper's tomb stone? And who the fuck is that?"

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? About tennish"

"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."

"Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor ""Have you ever turned down heroin?"" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."

"Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss."