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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"

"3-year-old: I can't run as fast as everybody else. Me: Why not? 3-year-old: I don't have enough feet."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Husband: Honey, do you know why the chicken crossed over? Wife: No, why? Husband: Because it was from your side!"

"Mexican magician to audience: I'll disappear on the count of three. ""Unos"", ""Dos"", *poof* They disappeared without a tres."

"I will not be composing any quality posts today. So just keep scrolling."

"Dogs and house intruders What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common? They were delicious."

"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened... It just didn't make scents."

"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."