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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style."

"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."

"What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books? If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein."

"Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? ...because they are hiding"

"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."

"A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY"

"Why are recycle bins optimistic? Because they're full of cans. *ba dum tss*"

"FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say ""now everybody clap yo hands"" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away."

"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"