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Joke of the Day

"Well, she was raised to refer to dinner as 'supper' so obviously it wasn't going to work out in the end."

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""

"I am Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""

"A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, ""You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""

"Why was Ben Stein the only Jew that had prior knowledge of 9/11? Because he had clear eyes."

"Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor? I hate my shelf."

"How many babies does it take to paint a room? Depends how hard you can throw them."

"Overheard this locker room convo: ""The new school janitor is weird. He's always hiding in here when we're showering"". I took my mop and left"

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."