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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted!"
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"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."
"If it looks like a duck & shrieks like a drunken banshee it's probably a white woman getting her picture taken in the club."
"if you would've told me back in 1999 that we'd still be using animated gifs in 2015 I would've said ""wow what a boring conversation"""
"Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar? Because they were Miners... XD"
"What do you call a pothead that murders? Stonedface killer."
"I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini."
"My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, unless they're small enough to fit a third in there."
"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"