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Joke of the Day
"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."
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"[at seance] Me: If you truly are a ghost why don't you move this object Ghost: If you truly are a human why don't you get your shit together"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? ....One? ...or two?"
"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"
"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."
"NSFW) Name your James Bond Porno...Go! From Russia With Glove:No Glove = No Love"
"What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car? CELINE WUT R U DION"
"Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar... No strings attached..."
"I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season."
"I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm You could say he was shellshocked"