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Joke of the Day
"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."
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"Handmade things always seem to sell for extra. Apparently that doesn't apply to semen."
"look. alls I'm saying is, with that many extremist in one single location, we'd be crazy NOT to take the X-Games to the Middle East. what?"
"Are you waiting for my comeback? You can scrape it off your mom's teeth"
"Danke for calling Germany. To order beer, press 1. To order weapons, press 2. To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2."
"What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."
"What's the difference between Preston Coach Terminal and a lobster with 34e breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream? The cream"