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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse"
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"My girlfriend asked me to send her a dick pic. But my panorama app kept crashing."
"Interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist."
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? ""There is no porpoise."""
"[moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick"
"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"
"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."
"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."
"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"