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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
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"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."
"Did you hear about the silent performer that got sent to jail? He was sodomimed"
"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king."
"I wish my ears would visibly lay back like a cats when I'm pissed off so people would know when to leave me the hell alone."
"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""