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Joke of the Day

"[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?"

"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"

"what is a female journalist returning from India famous for ? Banged up abroad!"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"

"Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light"

"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep."

"*On my Deathbed* Me: Tell Tac.. *cough* Wife: What sweetie? Tell who what?! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off.."

"There are two kinds of people that I hate... 1.) Those who can never seem to form a complete thought."

"Why are all these jokes about unhappy relationships? Said my wife as she looked over my shoulder. What a nosy fucking bitch."

"My friend asked ""What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of ""Who the f*ck is watching me"""