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Joke of the Day

"Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light"

"Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades."

"What's the difference between Bill and Hillary Clinton? One wants their aides to keep their mouth closed, the other wants them to keep their mouth open."

"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"

"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"

"Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way."

"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."

"[During Interview] ""Do you have any questions?"" - Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?"

"I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think... Is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?"