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Joke of the Day

"Did you know? Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument."

"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"

"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"

"I'm rubber. You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts."

"Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field. Sorry."

"Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls."

"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !"

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."

"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."