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Joke of the Day

"procrastinator's club .... ... meets tomorrow"

"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."

"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"

"New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan..."

"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"

"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"

"How Would You Describe the A.I. for a Robotic Dog? A bitch to program."

"We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!"

"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."