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Joke of the Day

"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."

"I kiss my wife daily Vishnu - I kiss my wife daily before i go to office Venkat - I kiss ur wife after u go to office Vishnu - But I am first who kissed her :)"

"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."

"*Tries to get makeup off* Makeup: I have a boyfriend."

"Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article."

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."

"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."

"How do you turn a fox in to an elephant? Marry it."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."

"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"