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Joke of the Day
"I think you are amayonazing! I'd take it as a condiment."
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"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"
"Sorry I have been gone for the last two days, my son had a quick story to tell me"
"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."
"A man and a woman walk into a bar..."
"The United States now has... 51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss."
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."
"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"
"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."
"What the hell is Minecraft? Hitler's lesser known, second, book about his love of knitting."