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Joke of the Day

"I think you are amayonazing! I'd take it as a condiment."

"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."

"I'm going to go on a Brexit diet The pounds will drop fast."

"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"

"god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock"

"Why don't Mexicans blow their noses? So that they have something to pick in the off-season."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle! ............ And then another horse started having sex with it."

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."

"Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like... Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health."

"there's a gang of pickpockets targeting midgets in my town... honestly, how could they stoop so low"