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Joke of the Day

"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"

"*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!"

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."

"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"

"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."

"I'm sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick."

"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."

"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"

"What's green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)"

"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"