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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"

"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"

"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"What did the snot say to the nose? I gotta run."

"What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel? A fireside rug you can get a good hump on. Source: Jo Brand on QI S3; Cat's Eyes"

"Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children."

"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"

"ok honey, you're going to love this movie. all you need to know is that ""robocop"" is short for ""robot cop"""

"How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks."