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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"

"Four Worst Feelings Ever: 4. Losing your job 3. Romantic break up 2. Death of a loved one 1. Needing to pee when you're stuck in traffic"

"I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again. He had a lot of remorse about that."

"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"

"Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already."

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."

"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."

"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."