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Joke of the Day
"What did the snot say to the nose? I gotta run."
Next Joke
"What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp? Well, that was an unexpected twist!"
"Doctor doctor I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch."
"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"
"Tim Vine came up to me. I said,""Hey, you're Time Vine!"" He said,""My name's not Tim Vine, it's Timbuktu."" He paused. ""Sorry, I was miles away."""
"You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn't murdered her."
"What do you call a coked-up Iron Man? Steel Man."
"""Mom, I found out I had colon cancer today."" ""REALLY? What are the symptoms??"" ""Why do I always have to start a list..."""
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick"
"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"