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Joke of the Day
"Bough some shoes from my drug dealer. They were pretty nice"
Next Joke
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."
"Why does a pencil shave? To look sharp"
"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Get a new wife"
"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."
"A: We are moving to nicer street B: So are we going to more peaceful one A: Really? You are moving too? B: No, we are staying"
"What was Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee."
"You know those giant sunflowers? The really tall ones? With the big, brown center? I killed my grandparents. And the yellow petals?"
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"
"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."