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Joke of the Day
"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic"
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"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"
"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."
"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"
"[airport check-in] Me: I'd like to check this in Clerk: you'll have to take that on with u Me [sighing & picking baby up off counter]: fine"
"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."
"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"