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Joke of the Day

"Me: k well my phones gonna die so I'll ttyl Mom: But ur office is a landline? Me: oh...so it is....K well the building is on fire, sooo ttyl"

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."

"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."

"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."

"This steak is so black. . . It stole my car"

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people."

"What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving? Quran-berries!"

"Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."

"How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize? It was out standing in its field!"