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Joke of the Day

"Chinese takeaway - 17 Delivery charge - 1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless"

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field... Daisy says to Dolly, ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" says Dolly. Daisy exclaims, ""It's true, no bull!"""

"There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule."

"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"

"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."

"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"

"There are three types of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't."

"Today I saw a guy driving around with upward of 10 parking tickets on his windshield. Now what were you saying about not giving a fuck?"

"When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart"

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"