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Joke of the Day

"College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any ""Cliff Notes."""

"Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""

"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."

"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"

"Companies want ""rockstar"" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if architects in those days had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says ""Stop Time"". Should I press it??"

"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."

"Jared from subway lost his job the same way he got it. By getting into smaller pants."

"Did you hear about the musician who couldn't even pay to be in tune? He was only a few cents off."