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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."
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"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"
"Saw a tweet about foods to help your sex life. I need sex to help my sex life, not food."
"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"
"It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you."
"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"
"Sea Shells Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because the D shells are to big."
"Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club. Ok. Urine."
"Two prostitutes are walking down the street... One turns to the other and asks ""have you been picked up by the fuzz yet?"" The other replies ""No, but I've been slung around by my tits"""