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Joke of the Day

"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."

"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""

"Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis? Thought knot."

"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."

"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."

"I heard Baja Fresh has a new burrito called the Ravens. It has everything on it but Rice."

"A knock on Tim Cook's Door Knock, Knock. Who's There? IRS. IRS Who? Tax Audit You Idiot"

"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."

"Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY"

"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."