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Joke of the Day

"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."

"What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? The dick"

"ITT: Your best (or worst) puns. See all those crows flying over that woman with that loaf of bread? She's going to get murdered."

"Bookstores are a great place to meet women... ... But not so if your opening line is ""What does this word mean?"""

"I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks."

"[cops showing wife my body] ""Why is he 50m from where he got shot?"" ""Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"""

"How can you know if somebody watches Doctor Who? They'll make sure you know."

"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."

"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"

"Paris Hilton was arrested for coke possession. Said her family, ""If you love cocaine so much Paris, why don't you Marriott?"""