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Joke of the Day

"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"

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"Mean people tell me ""you've got a face only a mother could love"" but the joke's on them because she didn't"
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"Where does a king keep his armies? Up his sleevies"
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