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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every dollar I had... I would be a counterfeiter."

"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""

"Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone."

"What did the management consultant think of his job? It was the Bain of his existence."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today ... Should of put it on aloha temperature."

"What do you call a black man with a pegleg SHIT ON A STICK *im going to hell*"

"How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 . One to screw it in and another to say, ""I could do that""."

"What do lonely terrorists have sex with? Blow-up dolls."

"Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too."

"In Soviet Unicorn, rainbow poops you!"