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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every dollar I had... I would be a counterfeiter."
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"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."
"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."
"Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win."
"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"
"Me: you want to end the date night with some bubbly? Wife: sure *I pour vinegar and baking soda into the volcano* Wife: this is so romantic"
"Watching the Olympics. Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING! GOLD MEDAL! Announcer: Ohhh! Not a good performance, those scores will not be pretty."
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You gotta sit in the back of the oven..."
"What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread? Sourdough!"
"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."