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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped."
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"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""
"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."
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"Listen kids, money's tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say 'thank you' and not complain about the lubricant."