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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"
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"I keep a sandwich in a holster strapped to my ankle for emergencies... It's a ""below knee sandwich"""
"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."
"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"
"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."
"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."
"Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama."
"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."
"Spent an extra 7 bucks on gas trying to get it to stop at an even amount"
"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."