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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
Next Joke
"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""
"Just once I want to see a highway raised by its loving biological parents."
"have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car"
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"
"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men."
"Note to self: I am a note"
"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""
"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"
"What do you call the only wood that doesn't float? Natalie."