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Joke of the Day
"Just once I want to see a highway raised by its loving biological parents."
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"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"DATING TIP: Surprise your date! Show up a day early."
"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."
"""She's got legs. She knows how to use them."" ""So she's ambulatory then?"" ""... I guess?"" ""And is that really all you're looking for?"""
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"
"Some people have 32 teeth, others have 10. It's simple meth."
"What did the drug test say to the addict? ""URINE TROUBLE!"""
"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."
"My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'"