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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware? Because he's always looking for a tight seal."
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"Charles Dickins walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says, Olive or Twist?"
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"Adopt 25 cats and you'll never be alone. Also melt cheese on things. Not the cats though. -me as a therapist"
"tits What does one saggy tit say to another saggy tit? ""If we keep on sagging like this, they might think we're nuts!"""
"Despite the rumors, I actually don't have a problem with the new $20.... This country has a long history of trading black people for other goods."
"Welche vier Flusse kennt jede Blondine? Rhein, Inn, Main, Po"
"Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered."
"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"
"[on a test drive] Me: Haha the heated seat feels like I peed my pants! Dealer: This car doesn't have heated seats. Me: Does it have napkins?"