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Joke of the Day

"Adopt 25 cats and you'll never be alone. Also melt cheese on things. Not the cats though. -me as a therapist"

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !"

"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"

"Success is like Pregnancy Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"You have the perfect face for radio."

"How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy."

"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."