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Joke of the Day
"*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this"
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"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"
"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"
"My sex life ."
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"And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids."
"I finally got around to getting a vasectomy the other day... but there hasn't been a vas deferens in my sex life since then."
"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""
"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."