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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes I found it very absorbing."
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"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."
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"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."
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