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Joke of the Day

"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."

"My wife deserved it... She didn't let me wank, I had to beat something!"

"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"

"The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen."

"How to ruin a joke on Reddit? Misspell the paunch line."

"i hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r"

"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"

"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."

"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"What do Jews get at night during the holocaust? Not z's"